This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
And our language is images.
Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was
We also believe in the supernatural
I didn’t even realize there wasn’t a title…
I didn’t either. But we didn’t need a title.
titles are for movies, Harry is a way of life
"Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies," from Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker Suite, played using only water glasses.
well done. And quite ethereal.
this is so beautiful and worth listening to even if you think you’ve heard this song a thousand times—ESPECIALLY if you think you’ve heard it a thousand times.
This gave me goosebumps of the good kind
Cards against humanity
I’m fangirling like a 12yo over both sooo.. #mcr #supernatural
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian