jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

posted 12 hours ago with 445,207 notes via (zackisontumblr) source
#text #funny

theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

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posted 13 hours ago with 418,425 notes via (southeast-dragon) source
#text #superpowers


fight the power!
The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

fight the power!

The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

posted 14 hours ago with 460,728 notes via (dutchster) source
#funny

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

its-like-being-at-home:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

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This might win the ‘literally a gif for everything’ trend

posted 5 days ago with 155,090 notes via (gabriels-moose) source
#Supernatural #spn #funny

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

posted 5 days ago with 220,258 notes via (chandlerbean) source
#text #funny

mydearcucumberbatch:

Oh my god

posted 5 days ago with 164,576 notes via (chandlerbean) source
#funny #tumblr

the-king-of-puns:

THE GIF JUST FROZE LIKE THIS,  OH MY GOD IM DYING LOL

the-king-of-puns:

THE GIF JUST FROZE LIKE THIS,  OH MY GOD IM DYING LOL

posted 5 days ago with 10,185 notes via (chandlerbean) source
#Supernatural #spn #funny

posted 5 days ago with 100,433 notes via (zackisontumblr) source
#funny #OITNB

Office Safari by Mike & Ben

posted 5 days ago with 91,332 notes via (princesspower) source
#omg #funny

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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posted 5 days ago with 377,183 notes via (dutchster) source
#text #funny #omfg

shaunofthebread:

zaynmaliki:

I’m at Disneyworld and tonight in honor of robin,the magic kingdom’s firework show was named genie’s wishes,and in the end they said “genie,you’re free”

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Robin Williams’ death should be a wake up call to everyone. You don’t have to seem sad to be depressed. Depression and all mental illness is very serious. People learn how to cope with it but that doesn’t mean they’re okay. This is a time to reach out to people you know that suffer from depression or mental illnesses and tell them that no matter what you’re here for them whenever they need support.

realniggasplayoboe:

officialfolgers:

lumos5001:

weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

i just snorted pop into my nose wtf

I played the video and before it even started I saw the balloon and started crying

and their singing lux aurumque 

posted 5 days ago with 191,706 notes via (actualnogitsune) source
#video #funny

kid:

Burger King Rugrats Watches

kid:

Burger King Rugrats Watches

posted 5 days ago with 33,067 notes via (ruinedchildhood) source
#omg #yes #childhood

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