striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

posted 1 hour ago with 722,651 notes via (chandlerbean) source
#text #funny

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

posted 12 hours ago with 248,826 notes via (chandlerbean) source
#text #funny

laurenlefay:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

Bonus 4) you’re all like your father
posted 13 hours ago with 233,438 notes via (heiress-of-slytherin) source
#text #funny

posted 16 hours ago with 1,885 notes via (teenagerposts)
#text #accurate

validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

image

posted 16 hours ago with 103,839 notes via (ruinedchildhood) source
#text #funny

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

posted 1 day ago with 148,967 notes via (heiress-of-slytherin) source
#text #funny

fluffysabriel:

the fact they didn’t call the season 9 gag reel the “gad reel” makes me very upset


perks-of-being-chinese:

fabulous-friar:

perks-of-being-chinese:

princess-acidic:

🌙take me to your wonderland🌙

where are they going??

To their fucking Wonderland

im sorry

perks-of-being-chinese:

fabulous-friar:

perks-of-being-chinese:

princess-acidic:

🌙take me to your wonderland🌙

where are they going??

To their fucking Wonderland

im sorry

posted 1 day ago with 36,713 notes via (zackisontumblr) source
#text #funny

posted 1 day ago with 6,873 notes via (itsokaysammy)
#Jared Padalecki #omg

themegalosaurus:

Giffing this cos it made me FLAIL

themegalosaurus:

Giffing this cos it made me FLAIL

posted 1 day ago with 1,843 notes via (sammysnaughtygirl) source
#Jared Padalecki

rabioheab:

has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth

posted 1 day ago with 212,730 notes via (andrewquo) source
#text

this-is-my-headspace:

This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.

posted 1 day ago with 38,396 notes via (chandlerbean) source
#Comic Con

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

posted 2 days ago with 138,174 notes via (andrewquo) source
#video #funny

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

posted 2 days ago with 471,638 notes via (dutchster)
#funny

❁ sister signs ❁

louis2k10:

it is very important that people know their sister signs, because the compatibility between two tends to get disregarded when in actuality you are the yin to their yang— their other half! it is likely that you may have had a friend/friends or a crush/crushes that were your sister sign (or the sister sign of your moon sign).

aries ➥ libra
taurus ➥ scorpio
gemini ➥ sagittarius
cancer ➥ capricorn
leo ➥ aquarius
virgo ➥ pisces

posted 2 days ago with 27,589 notes via (saviourhale) source
#JEN #JEN LOOK #OMG #Zodiac #text