1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose itBonus 4) you’re all like your father
When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again
the fact they didn’t call the season 9 gag reel the “gad reel” makes me very upset
🌙take me to your wonderland🌙
where are they going??
To their fucking Wonderland
Giffing this cos it made me FLAIL
has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth
This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.
News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
meanwhile in Afghanistan
never gets old
it is very important that people know their sister signs, because the compatibility between two tends to get disregarded when in actuality you are the yin to their yang— their other half! it is likely that you may have had a friend/friends or a crush/crushes that were your sister sign (or the sister sign of your moon sign).
aries ➥ libra
taurus ➥ scorpio
gemini ➥ sagittarius
cancer ➥ capricorn
leo ➥ aquarius
virgo ➥ pisces